I totally forgot my Dad's birthday. I didn't call, I didn't send a card, not even an email. It was a week ago! I suppose I should go to the store today and see if I can find a belated belated birthday card.
Hmmm maybe I'll make him a homemade one:
Happy Birthday 2 Weeks Ago!
Where did the time go?
Probably off with my brain!
So, you had a birthday?
Obviously, since it wasn't my birthday I didn't care.
Hope it was alright.
I forgot your birthday again.....
but that doesn't mean you can forget about mine.
or maybe a birthday limerick?
There once was a very bad daughter
Who didn't send a card like she ought 'er
So she wrote you this poem
And said that'll show 'em
I'm a very bad poet of fodder.
Or maybe a haiku?
It was your birthday
I forgot to send a card
So here's a poem.
Okay, so maybe I shouldn't work for Hallmark - and with ideas of sending cards like that you KNOW I'm a bad daughter. Do you have any better ideas?
5 days ago