Thursday, October 4, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #14


#14 Thirteen Things My Kids Have Said This Week


1. Jordan: I don't want to have a baby. I want to have children but I don't want a baby because you have to go to the hospital to get one and I don't like the hospital. (And the truth is she doesn't even REALLY know how babies are born)

2. Jared: That's okay - you can always get a baby from Panama like Curtis.

3. Jordan: What was daddy's name when he was a little boy? Stewart is a funny name for a little boy!! (I told her Jordan was a funny name for a girl and she didn't like that so much, lol)

4. Jordan: I would make you some soup, but I'm 5 so I can't. (It's definitely the thought that counts)

5. Jordan: Do not kiss me because it would be unhealthy.

6. Jordan: Boys it is time for bed!

7. Boys: Really? Did mom say? (I was 1/2 passed out sick on the couch and she was right it WAS bedtime - they actually all 3 went upstairs and brushed their teeth and went to bed - I should be sick more often)

8. Jackson: Pinch, poke, you owe me a sloke. (This is supposed to be coke)

9. Jordan: I know what a sloke is - well it's either a piece of really velvety clothes or what you ski or snowboard down. (Hmmm it's neither silk nor a slope but good try)

10. Jared: I don't need to learn how to cook - when I grow up I'm just going to go live with Grandma and she can cook for me. (Hey, at least I won't be burdened right?)

11. Jackson: I DID have homework but I didn't bring it home. (I hear this WAYYYYYYYYY to much)

12. Jared: Let's go to burger king for lunch and then we can go buy me a toy. (Um you stay home sick from school and think you're going to get lunch and toys??)

13. Jared: I know why the number 13 is unlucky. 13 is the start of the teenage years!


43 comments:

Kelly said...

number five cracked me up! LOL How cute!

And number thirteen is very smart. :-)

busy91 said...

ROFL! Otta the mouths of babes. Too cute. Happy TT!

Darla said...

LOL! #12 sounds all too familiar.

jenn said...

What a funny list!
Happy TT!

Sandy Carlson said...

This is a great list. I especially like the "getting babies in Panama" line.

My TT is at

http://slchthoughts.blogspot.com

grace said...

With the way kids talk these days, I feel I was a dumb kid! They are smarter now!!

grace said...

With the way kids talk these days, I feel I was a dumb kid! They are smarter now!!

Xakara said...

That was so cute, and #13 was right on!

Happy TT

~X

Head Gaggler said...

Hehe, I love what kids say! Those are too funny.

wfmom said...

Oh this was too much fun to read. Jordan with #1 tells me she is a VERY smart girl! :)

MamaLee said...

Thank GOD for Grandma! LOL


Happy TT, and get 100% better, babe!
xoxo

Stomper Girl said...

Jordan is wise. The actual birthing of the baby is the bit no-one really wants to do.

An your kids are hilarious, thanks for sharing.

Anonymous said...

Adorable. I remember once my son was watching them build a home across the street and I said when you are older will you build mommy a home. And he turned to me and said I am going to build you a castle. Uh, my heart.

Maribeth
www.marnini.wordpress.com

Ann Aguirre said...

Great list. 13 is just hilarious (and so true!)

KC said...

LOL LOL they are too funny.
#13.. now I think he is on to something there. :P
Happy T13

.:mar said...

These are all so cute!!! how wonderful you have them now saved for posterity :)
Happy TT, yes: thirteen is just the beginning (my son is 19yo!)

Maribeth said...

Okay, so I see Maribeth has commented on your blog and I think, "I can't remember commenting on this topic" so I go and look at he comment and I see there is another Maribeth! Spells it the same way and everything! Now I am totally freaked out for the entire day. LOL

The Gal Herself said...

All this in just one week? Your kids are funnier and more real than the ones we see on sitcoms! Thanks for the smiles.

PinkJeweledCat said...

This was an absolutely HILARIOUS list. I need to make a TT like this next week. I have four boys and the things they say sometimes are super funny. Ta for now dahling!

No Nonsense Girl said...

That's a very very funny list! Your kids are cool. Hang in there mom!!!!

My TT is up: 13 things I'm grateful for...

dawn said...

Those are funny. I especially like the last one and the one about living with Grandma. Happy TT. I have at least 4 children (of 4) who will police the others; it works well when I am not well, not well when they are bickering over the rules.

Deb - Mom of 3 Girls said...

Those are great! I love that the boys actually listened to her in #6/7! :)

AreWeThereYetMom said...

OMG!! These are hilarious!
Jordan is definetly a very smart little girl.
I hear #11 all the time from Josh too.

And #13 cracked me up. Having a 13 yo I'm finding out how true this is. Not all the time, just most of the time.

Fun list!
Happy TT!

Lori said...

LMAO...kids are a crack up. Laughing keeps us young:) Great list. Happy TT and thanks for stopping by.

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

I'm loving Number 10, cause I feel the same way & I'm 29. I love how Jared's not triskaidekaphobic (fear of 13)& even rationalizes it. I think your kids have intelligent written all over them!

Hootin'Anni said...

This is precious. #2 I especially thought 'wow, this kid knows more than people give credit'

Fantastic post.

Glad you liked my Phone Conversation T T!!! Happy day to you.

Michelle said...

Oh my, I have one about 9 months from 13! Let the fun begin. Happy TT.

Inga said...

Nice TT! I love the boys listening to their little sister.

Damozel said...

Let's hope young Jared doesn't prove prophetic about the start of the teens...

thanks for visiting our blog and offering cockney robin some much-needed encouragement!

Nap Warden said...

Fun list...You never know what kiddos will say!

SusieJ said...

I love 3, and the soup. Love these. What a week!

Jenny McB said...

This was such a cute list and doesn't it amaze you how your kids can rise to the occasion and take care of themselves when you are sick. I enjoyed their logic.

Thank you for stopping by.

Carrie Lofty said...

#5 would not do well with romance dialogue :)

Thx for the congrats over at Ann's blog. I really appreciate it!

SJ Reidhead said...

Wait till they get older. You won't be able to repeat what they say!

I am doing "Do Follow" I am linking your blog to mine, and do appreciate the comment.

If you would like to do so, I would appreciate a link-back.

Thanks;

SJ Reidhead
The Pink Flamingo

Robin said...

Too funny. I love #10.

Charlotte said...

unlucky 13! very true! lol ...

MarmiteToasty said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! thats all I can say........ hahahahaha

X

Sniz said...

These are great!

Anna Maria Junus said...

Great list! And what a great idea for a list!

Amazed said...

I love diet sloke. I love this entry.

Tink said...

*lol* Kids can say something so right-to-the-point! great list!
Thanks for visiting my Tolkien TT.

Nicole said...

Too funny! Kids say the funniest things. :)

Amy said...

Oh these are way too funny! Hey, let me know if you do the meme so I can come back and see your answers. I'm off to read some more of your blog. Nice to "meet" you!