Conversation while doing Jordan's hair this morning.
Me: Please look straight ahead while I'm doing your hair so it isn't all crooked.
Jordan: I am looking straight.
Me: Yes, you are looking straight at the CORNER you need to look straight at the wall.
Jordan: Is it all right if I look at the wall but my eyelips go down so I'm looking at the floor?
Me: They are eyeLIDS not eyeLIPS.
Jordan: Oh, like the lid of a cup, okay.
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